the singing is second rate, 

why am I here, mate, 

for the beer,

for the cheer, 

I’m going home, it’s late

-Chris
Celebration Town Tavern

Preying to the John

Why did I drink past nine 

Ring around the face

-Kurt
Celebration Town Tavern

I drink the beer down. 

It mixes with all the rest.

When did I eat carrots?

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