Slippery when wet
beer goggles you
never know
it was just a pet
-Kurt
Celebration Town Tavern
Just the Tip
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Category Archives: Bar Napkin Poetry
No Place Like Home
It could be in a car
It could be really far
Some can be lured by a poem
& like to be taken home
-Abby
Urban Flats, Winter Garden
Salmon Pants
Up the river
and over the rocks,
I’m wearin’ shorts
and tall black socks.
As annoying as fire ants,
are my fancy salmon pants.
-MHS
Urban Flats, Winter Garden
Santa Pants
Ho, Ho, Ho
What’s that in Santa’s
pants?
Is it an elf?
Is it a candy cane?
No it’s Ms Claus
-Kurt
Hagan O’Rielly’s Pub
Sweaty Balls
I took a shower in
the AM
I took a shower in the PM
God damn Florida, I
still got sweaty balls
-Kurt
Celebration Town Tavern
Topless
Some men dream
Some men cream
Who needs a crop
When you have a lot
on top
-Abby
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub
My Own Fool
I was once married to a fool
who didn’t know he was being
a tool
Kicked his ass out
and now all he does is pout
I will never regret
the best decision yet!
-Jen
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub
Nineteen Years Old
“…if there’s grass on
the pitch,
let’s play…
…oh, your nineteen years
old,
Wha-hey!!!
-Chris
Celebration Town Tavern
Pubes
Extinct.
-MHS
Mulligan’s Irish Pub
Tripping Billies
Unbalanced stumble
over some young
Williams.
-MHS
Urban Flats, Winter Garden